Degrassi!
Some of you creeps are going to think that I’m taking a way more literal approach to the term “bonerific” than I actually am. Not so, except when talking about coffee, good beer, or Daniel Day-Lewis. However, that’s somewhat beside the point. The point is that Degrassi, a Canadian TV show about a bunch of teenagers at a mythical high school in Canada where every dramatic experience a teen could ever go through presents itself, is fucking. awesome. Seriously, have you seen this show? It’s like JT decides he’s a super stud and gets the magnum condoms, but they’re too big and slip off while he’s doin’ the do with Liberty and she winds up pregnant AND THEN HE GETS FUCKING STABBED AND HE DIES but not before Rick comes to school with a gun, paralyzes Jimmy, and then fucking kills himself. And that’s only like…two things. Seriously. This show rules so hard.