Red Oval Lager!
Oh, dude. OH, dude. Have you heard about this shit? Do you wanna hear about it? Good, because I’m gonna tell you about it.
First off, just look at that can. Are you looking at it? How awesome is that shit? It looks like when you take a sip you will immediately be sucked into the deleted scene from Dazed and Confused where everyone was partying on the fuckin’ beach. Plus, it comes in the highly underappreciated six pack. There’s something incredibly appealing (perhaps…bonerific?) about that for me for some reason.
Speaking of the first sip, holy shit. As far as cheap beers go, this one is on par with the best. For me, it rivals PBR for my favorite cheap brew.
And speaking of cheap, do you know how much this shit is? TWO DOLLARS AND NINETY NINE CENTS FOR A SIX PACK. ARE YOU SHITTING ME? Let’s recap: Awesome look with the cans and six pack, taste that rivals the best of cheap beers, and fifty cents per can? Sold. All fucking kinds of sold. So sold that when I first heard about it, I was checking out in line at Trader Joe’s (which is the only place that sells it to my knowledge). I finished checking out, took my shit out to my car, went back in, and bought a couple six packs. True story. And I am not one bit disappointed with having made that decision.
Long story short: everything about this beer is pretty bonerific. Get into it.
