Burritos!
Imagine a world in which you can have a meal that consists of one pod. Inside that pod are foods from almost every food group, making it super healthy, and also super delicious. GUESS WHAT, MOTHERFUCKER, THE FUTURE IS NOW. IN FACT, THE FUTURE IS OLD FUCKIN’ NEWS.
These things are the flavor sensation that swept the nation a long-assed time ago. According to Wikipedia, legend has it that these delicious superfoods of the future (of the past) originated sometime around the period of the Mexican Revolution. THAT’S A HUNDRED YEARS AGO, DUDE. Number one, that means that the burrito is officially antique. Delicious, nutritious, and classy as shit. Number two, it seems pretty safe to say that the burrito is pretty timeless. 100 years and still delicious? I’d buy that for a dollar. In fact, I would buy that for multiple dollars, like I did just a few hours ago for dinner.
Most of Bonerific’s current eleven followers, if not all, have probably had a burrito before. You have seen the true embodiment of edible joy. I would take this opportunity to apologize, but that would be simply criminal. Like my grandpappy always said, “A Bonerific blog without a post about burritos has just about as much credibility as FDR talking about iPhones.” You wouldn’t dare call my grandpappy a liar, would you?
